Will Living With Cats Make Me Gay?

Of course, one of the first questions that every man struggles with once he finds himself collecting cats is….  “Does this mean I’m going gay?”

For those caught up in this quandary, let me assure you that allowing yourself to enjoy the company of cats will not make you suddenly drawn to those of your same sex.  Whatever sexual identity you have before you start living with cats will most likely continue throughout the duration of your cat ownership.  However, if  you feel a little uncomfortable in the check out line with your bottle of Rose´ and cans of Fancy Feast, I suggest keeping a throw-down bag of Alpo on the bottom of your cart just in case.

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